Driving Ass Monkeys

i meant to further add to my post from earlier of a sight which makes me want to "AK" some of my fellow humans. yes, drivers hate cyclists b/c we fuck up traffic slow so. well, close to the house tonight a car goes by me, causing me no harm whatsoever, in which the driver is reading what look like the Sunday print Ads, while driving, and her passenger is leaning over in her lap (practically or literally) reading them too. this is taking place in a neighborhood with children, pedestrians, and yes, cyclists at the speed of approx. 25mph. i know i shouldn't use such foul language. i wouldn't want my boys to read such foul language, but i i would like to get a fucking machine gun and start shooting the motherfuckers, even last one of them (Funny Bunny, get it?). the populace is pissed at ME when these kind of FUCKING IDIOTS are driving the streets. commune in Alaska, that must be the only answer. DEEP in Minnesota. UP Michigan. Northern Maine. Kentucky Hills, but with enough property to keep away the hillbillies. Nebraska in the middle of a 10,000 acre corn field. something. i hate them numbnuts.

OK, i'm better. but seriously!